I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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