I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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