She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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