I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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