I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i dont even know how to be here
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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