Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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