When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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