scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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