You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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