I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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