everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
That accounts for only three of the penises
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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