mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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