my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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