Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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