Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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