Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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