i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Bring me that man meat
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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