In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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