Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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