smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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