i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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