Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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