You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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