You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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