May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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