i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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