....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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