So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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