okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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