Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
It's rum buckets o'clock
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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