i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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