Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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