no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
nutella sex= disaster
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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