at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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