Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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