Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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