no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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