He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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