Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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