New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Randomize
