i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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