Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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