she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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