There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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