I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
so much tequila, so little girl.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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