question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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