She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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