Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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