ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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