Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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