She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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