I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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