Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
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