Where is the hickey?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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