Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
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