Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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